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long term relationship is so boring.

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  • sorta fucked up joke. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛so a little boy is walking through a high school with his teddy bear, when a 17 year old female student went up to the child and grabbed the teddy bear and ripped its head off. the boy, in tears, says "you killed my teddy bear!! now you have to be my teddy bear. the girl laughs and says "hell no you little shit" the kid starts making a scene, so the girl tries to cover up what she did by saying "alright fine! i'll be your teddy bear". the kid said "okay now you have to come home with me and eat dinner with me. the girl, looking distraught, said "what the hell?!?! no" the kid then threaten to make a scene so the girl follows him home. they get to the boys house and eat dinner. the boy then says " alright, now i like to sleep with my teddy bear". the girl says " fuck no, i have to leave now" the boy threatens to report her for abuse if she doesn't do this. so she says "fuck it why not". they both climb into the bed. the boy then says "i like to put my finger in my teddy bears' belly button! i'll scream and cry if you don't let my do this". the girl in frustration says "can you please just stop this! i will buy you a new teddy bear! please let me leave!". the boy says "just tonight then buy me a new teddy bear. the girl agrees. in the middle of the night the girl wakes up suddenly and says "that's not my belly button!" the boy then replies with "and that's not my finger. bitch!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • long term relationship is so boring. +1